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5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
- Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
Hope the Rain Keeps up, Then it won't come down!!!!
- Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!"
- What did daddy spider say to baby spider? A: You spend too much time on the web.
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What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!"
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“What’s ET short for? Because he’s only got little legs.”
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller
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How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
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